If it aint shiny, you're not commin' in

Alright lads and lasses. Let’s start with I’m no writer, and dyslexic to boot, so anyone who wants to correct my grammar or spelling, keep it to yourself, much obliged. I am however worldwide handsome, and next level stylish. So, that being said, here’s my first ever fashion blog. My picks of gym workout threads innit. All proper affordable, big and shiny, just like me. 

You gotta feel comfortable in the gym, but always be yourself, beat your own drum and toot your own horn when it come to dressing for that sweaty gym moment. 

Here’s my dad tip, wear stuff that is breathable, washes at 30°, drys super quick, and you can wear on a night out too! 

I only ever buy in the sale (always), on eBay, or from the thrift store (charity shop) why, cos I don’t follow fashion, and too much choice is not a good thing, who has time for scrolling through bloody Asos, it’s painful, and I don’t like fast fashion. But, cos I buy second hand, I own a collective, messy bunch of stuff.

If I see something I like and it’s 70% off, I always buy two, and put one away. Bosh. 

Okay lets get to it. Im gonna only focus on JD Sports website this month, I’ll add links, but if you’re reading this in 2057, Im sure they have sold out, and the links probs don’t work. 

Jordan Polo Long Sleeve Jersey

Comes in two colours black and red, and grey and black, it's like that tea towel material. Not so breathable, but can wear to out, or to Tesco, or anywhere to bloody want to! Go quick if you wanna buy in the sale.

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adidas Adilette 00s Slides

So these are chunky monkeys, just the way I like em. They come in six colours, it's the brown ones in the sale right now, and only the brown, but these are best colour! Nice with a fluffy pair of white socky socks.

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adidas Originals Mesh 3-Stripes Jersey

BEASTIN BUY! Bought 2 of both colours (25 squid in sale) I go XXL, 3XL, sod it 4XL if I can, why, cos that's the way I wear em, big and loose baby. Nice for sweaty gym sessions, it breathes lovely and washes on 30° beautifully, it's dry within half an hour. Good to sleep in too.

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Jordan Air 1 Mid

Listen peoples, I have a few of these indoors, some still in their boxes. Get em from anywhere. These are on sale right now (30th Jan 2026). Click the link d link link. Linkypoos to buy

adidas Adilenium Season 5 Eqt Jersey

Shiny top number 2, It's just nice innit. Like I said in the intro, Im not a writer.

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Over and out till next time kidda's. Oh, and all the artwork is done from scratch, photoshop old schoolie, no AI created these posts, textually or visually.